return my video game
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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