i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
