yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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