honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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