nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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