i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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