and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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