Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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