i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I would fuck him just for his dog
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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