But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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