IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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