Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's blow job season.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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