I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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