sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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