I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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