I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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