these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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