I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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