Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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