I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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