and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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