I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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