Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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