a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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