Little spoons don't ask big questions
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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