Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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