It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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