batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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