why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
