But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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