Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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