i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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