I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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