Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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