my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
handjob tips. give me some.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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