I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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