Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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