He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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