Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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