yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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