I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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