I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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