that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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