There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So here I am, sexting at work.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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