I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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