yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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