I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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