Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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