Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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