You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
