Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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