Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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