i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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